Strange Facts About Bigfoot
We all know about Bigfoot, right? Big, hairy, camera shy? He's a popular ... thing. If anyone knows me or my family can agree that Bigfoot is real because he's my dad. Fits the description perfectly except for the camera shy part.
But anyway, today's topic is Mythical, which means I'll go into the details of some of the more fantastical parts of the world and larger universe. Aliens, monsters, legendary creatures, etc. I'll try and discuss rather than prove them true or false, but there are probably some things that I stumble upon that have too much evidence to deny (like Bigfoot being my father).
Let's get down to it then, shall we?
As a seldom-sighted creature of myth, Bigfoot is sort of
similar to Santa Claus, if Santa Claus was an eight-foot-tall, fur-covered,
naked forest monster.
There are those who are convinced that Bigfoot is real,
however, and some — such as the Appalachian Investigators of Mysterious
Sightings (or AIMS) — have dedicated their lives to finding proof. Whether you
believe in him or not, I've got ten surprising Bigfoot facts, as told by those
who swear that the truth is out there:
1. There are at least 12 different kinds of Bigfoot just in the United States
While many cultures have their own version of
Bigfoot—including the formidable Yeti of the Himalayas, also known as the
Abominable Snowman—America lays claim to several types all of its own.
According to AIMS, there are more than 12 different types of Bigfoot inhabiting
Appalachia, ranging from the more human-looking Grass Man to the vicious, eight-foot-tall
Midnight Whistler.
2. Bigfoot legends have been around at least 3,000 years
Native Americans have their own reported sightings of Bigfoot that predate modern accounts by millennia. These come from several tribes, including the Iroquois and Shawnee. One Cherokee legend even tells of a Bigfoot called the Tsul 'Kalu (the Cherokee Devil) that married a young girl and was blamed for all of the tribe's misfortunes thereafter.
3. The original Bigfoot makes a sound like a steam engine
First spotted by the Iroquois, the aforementioned Midnight Whistler is thought to be the first clan of Bigfoot to venture beyond the cave systems where they hid from humans. It is believed to have used waterways to spread throughout Appalachia and eventually evolve into the different Bigfoot clans reported today. The nocturnal creature weighs 400 pounds, has jet black fur, glowing green eyes, and communicates with a booming whistle that allegedly resembles a steam engine.
4. Bigfoot has psychic powers
Cherokee legend has it that the Tsul 'Kalu had the power to read people's minds. Present-day witnesses have claimed to lose time after sighting the Bigfoot, similar to the effect reported by those who claim to have been abducted by aliens: Hours pass in the blink of an eye, and the victim is left unable to recall what happened to them.
5. It's possible that Bigfoots bury their dead
One suggested reason for the lack of evidence of Bigfoot's existence is the idea that these creatures bury their dead. There have been several reports of the discovery of Bigfoot burial grounds over the years, and while most come from less than reputable sources, it would perhaps explain why no one has ever stumbled across a Bigfoot carcass in the wild.
6. Bigfoot and Chupacabra work together to hunt their prey
In Appalachia, Chupacabras are referred to as West Virginia Vampires, thanks to the local belief that they suck on the blood of woodland creatures. AIMS believes that Bigfoot may use Chupacabras the same was hunters use bloodhounds, with the Chupacabras catching the prey and the Bigfoots swooping in to retrieve the body. In return, Bigfoots act as muscle for Chupacabras, protecting them from traps when curious monster hunters get too close. As you might expect, no evidence currently exists to support this theory.
7. Bigfoots communicate through tree knocks
Some Bigfoot investigators believe the creatures communicate with each other - and even with humans - by knocking on wood with their fists, or possibly a club or stick. This bears similarity to gorillas, who have been shown to clap their hands in warning during instances of alarm.
8. Bigfoot might be a surviving member of a presumed-extinct race of ancient apes
One suggestion for Bigfoot's existence is that it is a member of a race of presumed-extinct apes - the largest who ever lived - who crossed the Bering land bridge from Asia and into the United States. However, no Gigantopithecus fossils have yet been found in America.
9. Bigfoot likes apples
An apple a day does not keep Bigfoot away. According to AIMS' investigations, one Bigfoot type called a Yahoo has surfaced in the orchards of West Virginia's rough country, where Golden Delicious apples are abundant. The Yahoo, they claim, is ten feet tall and weighs up to 1,000 pounds, with scat as large as an apple pie.
10. Bigfoot has a ruthless streak
The most aggressive Bigfoot in Appalachia is ominously called the Wildman. Alleged to be eight feet tall, 500 pounds, covered in jet black fur, and unafraid of people, the Wildman is a close relative of the Midnight Whistler, but when an even worse temper. In the 1700s, the Shawnee claimed the Wildman was responsible for the deaths of seven members of their tribe.
What'd you think of these weird facts about the hair phenom? Are you already packing your camping gear with apples and trying to learn Morse code through tree knocking? All I can say is, good luck, stay alert, and have at least five cameras prepared to take pictures.
See you all tomorrow.
Buh-bye.
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