Lizard People Rule the World


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They are among us! Blood-drinking, flesh-eating, shape-shifting extraterrestrial reptilian humanoids with only one objective in their cold-blooded little heads: to enslave the human race. They are our leaders, our corporate executives, our beloved Oscar-winning actors and Grammy-winning singers, and they're responsible for the Holocaust, the Oklahoma City bombings and the 9/11 attacks ... at least according to former BBC sports reporter David Icke, who became the poster human for the theory in 1998 after publishing his first book, The Biggest Secret, which contained interviews with two Brits who claimed members of the royal family are nothing more than reptiles with crowns.

What is a Lizard Person?

It's exactly what it sounds like.

Lizard people are cold-blooded humanoid reptilians who have the power to shape-shift into human form. According to David Icke, these creatures have had their claws in humankind since ancient time, and world leaders like Queen Elizabeth, George W. Bush, the Clintons, and Bob Hope are all lizard people. Icke's 1998 book, The Biggest Secret, is considered an important tome in lizard people theory.

How Does One Spot a Lizard Person?


There are many differing theories. If you look at the forums on Icke's site, there are numerous posts either telling people how to spot lizard people or asking how to pick a lizard person out from the crowd.

Bump, one of the top lizard person journalists in the field, made a handy guide last year that culled lizard-person identifiers. Here's the list of lizard person tells:
  • Green eyes
  • Good eyesight or hearing
  • Having red hair
  • A sense of not belonging to the human race
  • Unexplained scars on the body
  • Love of space
  • Low blood pressure

A brief survey on Icke's forums also point out physical features like having a smile where bottom teeth show, eyes that change size, or eyes with abnormally-sized pupils as potential lizard-person tells.

But, there's also the theory that these physical attributes mean nothing. "Ufochick," an avid contributor to the boards, explained that what makes lizard people lizard people is something that you can't see.

What Do Lizard People Want?

According to reptilian theorists, this elite alien species seeks world domination and power over every person on the planet. They are all about control, using their influence to vastly lower the quality of life for most people on the planet. This way, people have no energy, time, or motivation to notice or expose even the existence of the reptilians, let alone try to remove them from power.

Where Do They Come From?

Aside from people's paranoia, lizard people are thought to primarily come from the constellation Draco, though there are some theories that reptoids come from other systems like Sirius and Orion too. Basically, they're aliens.

Draco, is of course, the constellation that is allegedly shaped like a dragon or, if you go with its Latin name Draconem, it means "huge serpent." It's the eighth largest constellation. Reptoids from Draco are thought to be very tall and have retractable wings, Reptoids.com reported.

Believers say that lizard people have been visiting Earth since ancient times and breeding with humans, which results in more lizard people and more humans with the potential to be lizard people.

So, Who are Lizard People?

Alleged lizard people are almost always A-listers. And the list of alleged lizard people includes Donald Trump, Barack Obama, Donald Rumsfeld (showing that lizard people transcend party lines), Madonna, Katy Perry, Bill Clinton, and Angelina Jolie among others.


And don't ask if you are a lizard person, because I don't know. Only you would have that information. 

As crazy as this theory is, there are actual believers out there that are trying to spread the message. Believe me, it's true. And it is really crazy, but there's one thought that I have when I read a really out there theory, "But what if they're right?"

What if they? How nuts would that be?

These crazies will go from blabbering on the sidewalk to running the world as prophets. No matter how insane the idea sounds, just think about that. You might start believing the theory yourself.

See you tomorrow.

Buh-bye.

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