Are People Really Turning Off Their Tech This Christmas?
Are people really turning off their tech and staying far from the internet this holiday season? The reality is that the internet
and its enablers know no holiday. But with scandals and studies and public
distrust of Silicon Valley’s particular brand of digital nicotine growing,
there are increasingly bold calls to embrace this holiday season unplugged,
without phones or tablets or screens of any kind. Turned off. Tuned in. Singing
carols with no one filming, just like the heavens intended.
For most people unplugging is a daunting goal. How do you
shut out the shining light of civilization that comforts you when you are
lonely, soothes your worries (while simultaneously exacerbating them), snuffs
out tedium with a single swipe, and also works as your phone, map and lifeline
to the outside world? How can you embrace the unplugged holidays without going
full-on The Shining from boredom?
While the lifestyle bloggers may present an imagine of a
slender woman in lotus pose at the end of a dock on an alpine lake as the
instant outcome of turning off your phone, the reality is more complicated.
Nothing will change right away. The house will be the same house. The children
who are off school and destroying that house will still need to be entertained.
Boredom is ever present. Yoga is hard.
The secret to a successful holiday disconnect is planning.
Step 1: Recruit Allies
Guess what? If a friend or relative walks into your home on
Christmas Eve, and is immediately forced to surrender their phone without
warning, like some awful interaction gone wrong at the border, then you will
have replaced digital distractions with analog resentments. Get everyone on the
same page about unplugging by spreading the word early. Start by talking with
your immediate family/roommates/friends that this is something you’d like to
try, why it’s important, and how you think it can be fun. Then casually spread
the word to those you’ll be spending time with, starting with obvious
sympathizers and then moving out to the sceptics.
Frame it as something casual (but not necessarily optional).
“This holiday we’re trying to be more connected, so please leave your phones at
home and help us embrace each other. Hugs!” Or something even less passive
aggressive.
Step 2: Make a Plan
A state of perfect, Leonard Cohen-like Zen will not simply
spring up once you power down, especially if you are doing it with others. Idle
time for the unplugged is Mark Zuckerberg’s handiwork, so make sure you are
replacing the digital distractions with something vastly more attractive in the
real world. These plans do not need to be elaborate scavenger hunts or exotic
vacations.
Start with an aimless Christmas walk over a few hours. Or
tackle a cooking project together as a family: bake a loaf of bread, or a cake,
or a gingerbread house. Carbs are your salvation here. Plan something outside
that requires your full physical attention. Go skating, or skiing, or if you
live somewhere warm, biking or swimming. Build a massive snowman or an
elaborate snow fort or a sandcastle. Try to supplement digital interests with
analog ones: take the Fortnite-addicted tween to play paintball, do a photo
safari with Instagrammers, but with actual cameras, break out games of Risk or
Dungeons and Dragons for the role-playing gamer. Throw a dance party and get
your kids to DJ it. Go see a movie in a
theater. Or a play!
Step 3: Gather Your Tools
Minimalism is not your friend here. Idle hands need
something to hold, play with, and provide that sweet instant feedback. Break
out the turntable and the records, or even the old CD's and cassettes. Stock up
on board games, ranging from classics like Operation to new favorites such as
Ticket to Ride. Buy (or borrow) a Polaroid instant film camera and
get the film to go with it. Make your home into an all-ages daycare: musical
instruments for jamming, comics and coffee table books and magazines to flip
through (max out your library card), costumes for kids, tons of paper and craft
supplies, Play-Doh, Lego's and giant cardboard boxes. Don’t skimp on the
glitter. Be sure there’s ample wine and booze for adults. Stock up on sugary
carbs for everyone. Remember: the cheapest sleds are the fastest.
Step 4: Be Firm, But Flexible
Remember that the whole point of an unplugged holiday is to
relax, and enjoy a small slice of time in this world that is all yours.
Encourage those around you to see things as you do, but ultimately know that
people will do what they will. Don’t scold or preach those still flipping
through Twitter or playing YouTube videos at the dinner table. Lead by example,
and by pushing more analog fun as an alternative. Turn your phone completely
off and put it away in a drawer and invite others to do the same.
If you have to take calls or check emails or get into a
flame war with a Trumper, do it in another room, with the door shut, where no
one can see or hear you. Then shut that damn thing off again, get back out
there, and eat some more cake before you try to regain your title in the eighth
round of Twister.
See you all tomorrow.
Merry Christmas.
Buh-bye.
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